Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
And then he peed in my hair
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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