You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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