My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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