I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
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I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
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The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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