I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
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what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
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I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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