she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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