How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
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Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
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i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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