You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
i think i just lost a toe
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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