Your tits are I can't wait for
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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