Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
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I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
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Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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