that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I have tasted many bathrooms
Randomize
