oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
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He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
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Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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