I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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