We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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