So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
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should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
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In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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