i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
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No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
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Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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