The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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