He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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