I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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