You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
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So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
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Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
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