I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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