what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
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