No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
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