It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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