I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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