i just google imaged poop.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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