now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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