Its about making memories worth repressing
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
