...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
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Sacagawea was the original milf.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
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That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
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