He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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