i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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