I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
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The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
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Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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