I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
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he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
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I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her