I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
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he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
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Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago