you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
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