Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
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My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
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My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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