I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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