I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
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Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
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Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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