He is an equal opportunity slut.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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