So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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