I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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