I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
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It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
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pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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