Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
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