Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
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maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
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You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
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