Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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