How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
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I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
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The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I'm like, not good at living.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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