Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
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Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
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I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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