nut hugger
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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