So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
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Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
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The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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