how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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