does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Michael Bay diarrhea
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
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The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
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Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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