I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
When are your genitals available?
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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