I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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