Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
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what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
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We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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