The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
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I am full of burrito and curiosity
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
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let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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