she was so not down for the gang bang
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
i think im in europe. pls send help
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
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