Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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